BlogFestivus Day 2 - Two Doves and Turtle Wax

Day 2 of Blogdramedy's Christmas challenge.

Here we go and don't forget to check out the other bloggers participating in the holiday fun.

Two Doves and Turtle Wax



All I want for Christmas is a hot turtle wax and two chocolate Dove candies.

But if prompted to ask for more, I guess I would also ask for a green giraffe, yellow orange Lima beans, a rocket shuttle painted Nicki Minaj pink, VIP box seats to the circus, a mega phone that altered my voice to sound like T-Pain, a radioactive cellphone that actually blew up after excessive usage, a magic eight ball that really told the truth and had all the right answers, a donkey that spotted true jackasses, a magic carpet ride to grandma’s house, spotted pants that were always in fashion, a furry unibrow that made everyone envious, a perfume bottle full of perfection, waffle maker that cooked last night's dreams, sirens that wailed softly, windows that always had the best view, books with no endings, unbreakable trust and sunny guidance.

Yep, all I want for Christmas is a hot turtle wax and two chocolate Dove candies.


Participating blogs

Blogdramedy (writing challenge instigator)
Fix it or Deal
Shouts from the AbyssStevil
All My Answers
Tori Nelson
A Few Clowns Short
Grouchy Mom
Rewind Revise
The Original Bean
My life: a constant work in progress
Becoming Bitter
PamBamBam
Clan of the Cave Hair
Words that Rhyme with Purple
Mad Hatters
A Daft Scots Lass
Random Says
Slightly Whimsical
Trail Blazer 1

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