Blogdramedy has organized a 12 day Christmas challenge. Here's entry #1
Who you calling a pear tree?
There was once a songbird that lived in a pear tree.
She had a beautiful voice that buzzed like a bee.
High notes and low, she could hit them all.
Quite a beauty too and never made a fall.
Then one day she met a young Jay.
That made her heart flutter each and every day.
Little jays suddenly appeared.
And the songbird grew bigger than a reindeer.
The jays no longer danced to musical notes.
But learned how to dance to chewing like a goat.
Big Jay came home and to his surprise.
His songbird had really juicy thighs.
Big Jay hid all the food with glee.
And hoped that his songbird flew to Jenny Craig to weigh less than the pear tree.
Photo credit: News Group Newspapers, http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3303453/Britains-fattest-robin-found.html
Who you calling a pear tree?
There was once a songbird that lived in a pear tree.
She had a beautiful voice that buzzed like a bee.
High notes and low, she could hit them all.
Quite a beauty too and never made a fall.
Then one day she met a young Jay.
That made her heart flutter each and every day.
Little jays suddenly appeared.
And the songbird grew bigger than a reindeer.
The jays no longer danced to musical notes.
But learned how to dance to chewing like a goat.
Big Jay came home and to his surprise.
His songbird had really juicy thighs.
Big Jay hid all the food with glee.
And hoped that his songbird flew to Jenny Craig to weigh less than the pear tree.
Photo credit: News Group Newspapers, http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3303453/Britains-fattest-robin-found.html
I like it! I don't think you could include any more seasonal references. :-)
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